maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast

(via lady-spades)

dolennin:


If the Multiverse Theory is true, than there’s at least one universe in which the Library of Alexandria didn’t burn down, and that is one of the loveliest things I’ve heard today.

(via housetohalf)

I am going yo be spending Thanksgiving with family I have in Idaho and I am so incredibly excited because I don’t see them a lot and I love thanksgiving.

I am going yo be spending Thanksgiving with family I have in Idaho and I am so incredibly excited because I don’t see them a lot and I love thanksgiving.

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via c-alypso)

Trying to maintain enthusiasm while practicing the curtain call for the twentieth time…

techboothphantom:

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Please…just stop…stop bowing….

(via thestagehand)

sicklysatisfied:

ⓢⓘⓒⓚⓛⓨⓢⓐⓣⓘⓢⓕⓘⓔⓓ

sicklysatisfied:

ⓢⓘⓒⓚⓛⓨⓢⓐⓣⓘⓢⓕⓘⓔⓓ

(via c-alypso)

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(via no-oath-no-spell)

midwest-monster:

fiercefatfeminist:

If this hits 1k notes I’ll legit scream

THIS. Also see: All About That Bass.

midwest-monster:

fiercefatfeminist:

If this hits 1k notes I’ll legit scream

THIS. Also see: All About That Bass.

(via ferguson988)

hellamyblake:

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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(via ferguson988)

q2qcomics:

Happy National Coffee Day!

q2qcomics:

Happy National Coffee Day!

Today during rehearsal, the men and women spit up and I stayed with the women for a bit. I walked down the hall to where the boys were working to see how it was going. After a few seconds of being in the same room, all of their cologne mixed together and hit when my nose it was like catnip for women and I swear my sex drive jumped to 11, I had to leave and walk it off. No joke.

Anyways…

nicoreilly:


Doctor: They touched the sample accidentally, because the virus is not typically effective as an aerosol.Shawn: Unlike Axe For Men. Which is highly effective. It’s like catnip for women.

Psych, 4.13 Death Is In The Air

nicoreilly:

Doctor: They touched the sample accidentally, because the virus is not typically effective as an aerosol.
Shawn: Unlike Axe For Men. Which is highly effective. It’s like catnip for women.

Psych, 4.13 Death Is In The Air

(via bewitchingbennett)

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.